飞行与管制通话笑话大合集

飞行员和管制员的陆空通话中，绝大部分时间都是一本正经的在频率上沟通指令、许可、进行报告或复诵。

能引起大家额外关注的，多数是两者一言不合开始的斗嘴或争论，但其实一些充满幽默感的飞行员和管制员在频率上也带来了不少搞笑的段子，快来看看你能看懂几个~

ATC: “Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? ”
Cessna: “To get my Commercial Pilots License and Instrument Rating.”
ATC: “I meant in the next five minutes not years.”

Ground Control: Airliner X, Good news, you are cleared to taxi to the active.
Pilot: Roger, What’s the bad news?
Ground Control: No bad news at the moment, but you probably want to get gone before I find any.

Pilot: Airliner X, request a 360 to parking.
Tower: 360 approved, 180 recommended.

Controller: “FAR1234 confirm your type of aircraft. Are you an Airbus 330 or 340?”
Pilot: “A340 of course!”
Controller: “Then would you mind switching on the two other engines and give me a 1000 feet per minute, please?”

switch on: 打开

hhhhhh,被嫌弃飞的慢，可还行

An airliner was in a holding pattern waiting for the Democratic Presidential Nominee to leave the area.
Tower: Airliner X, can you hold for another 10 minutes?
Pilot: Yes sir, however, please advise the Democrats that more and more passengers are turning Republican.

Democratic Presidential Nominee: 民主党总统候选人

Democrats: 民主党

Republican: 共和党的

Tower: Airliner X, it looks like you have a baggage door open.
Airliner: Thank you for the report, but that must be our APU door that’s open for cooling.
Tower: Airliner X, you have luggage falling out of your APU door.

Tower:“Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading.”
Pilot: “Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345…”

Denver Tower: Gulfstream X, you’re cleared to 9,000 feet. For a vector to Hector, contact the sector director.

hhhhhh, 正儿八经的谐音耿