古风霸气怼人句子,高冷有个性,酷到不行

1.你咋不上天呢?

古风:阁下何不同风起,扶摇直上九万里?

Who do you think you are?

Ancient style: why is it different, sir?

2.你真是辣眼睛!

古风:汝何不以溺自照?

You are such a hot eye!

Archaism: why don't you drown yourself?

3.不作就不会死

古风:上瑶楼台皆仙色,怎耐偏登极乐,坠佛入魔!

If you don't do it, you won't die

Ancient style: all the buildings of Shangyao are immortal. How can they bear to ascend to bliss and fall to the Buddha!

4.你过来我保证不打死你

古风:我怎敢转身,见你掌心泪痕,断了我心中安稳,你的萧瑟爱恨。

You come here, I promise I won't kill you

Gufeng: How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, which break my peace and your bleak love and hate.

5.我tm机智了。

古风:寡人果如其母之聪慧。

I'm smart.

Ancient style: I am as smart as my mother.

6.你脸大

古风:君颜上似可跑马。

You have a big face

Ancient style: your face looks like a horse.

7.画个圈圈诅咒你

古风:画地成圆,祝尔长眠。

Draw a circle and curse you

Ancient style: draw the ground into a circle and wish you a long sleep.

8.给跪了

古风:膝行而前,以头抢地。

Give me a break; orz

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