古风霸气怼人句子,高冷有个性,酷到不行
1.你咋不上天呢?
古风:阁下何不同风起,扶摇直上九万里?
Who do you think you are?
Ancient style: why is it different, sir?
2.你真是辣眼睛!
古风:汝何不以溺自照?
You are such a hot eye!
Archaism: why don't you drown yourself?
3.不作就不会死
古风:上瑶楼台皆仙色,怎耐偏登极乐,坠佛入魔!
If you don't do it, you won't die
Ancient style: all the buildings of Shangyao are immortal. How can they bear to ascend to bliss and fall to the Buddha!
4.你过来我保证不打死你
古风:我怎敢转身,见你掌心泪痕,断了我心中安稳,你的萧瑟爱恨。
You come here, I promise I won't kill you
Gufeng: How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, which break my peace and your bleak love and hate.
5.我tm机智了。
古风:寡人果如其母之聪慧。
I'm smart.
Ancient style: I am as smart as my mother.
6.你脸大
古风:君颜上似可跑马。
You have a big face
Ancient style: your face looks like a horse.
7.画个圈圈诅咒你
古风:画地成圆,祝尔长眠。
Draw a circle and curse you
Ancient style: draw the ground into a circle and wish you a long sleep.
8.给跪了
古风:膝行而前,以头抢地。
Give me a break; orz