那些皮到不行的幽默句子，搞笑风趣，十分招人喜欢
越长大你就越会知道，现在的成年人啊，除了容易掉头发，容易发胖，容易崩溃以外，其他的都不容易。
The older you get, the more you realize that today's adults aren't easy except for hair loss, weight gain, and crash.
没关系，你就这样心安理得的混吃等死，我想总有一天你也会遇到那个不要车，不要房，也不要你的那个女孩。
It doesn't matter, you are so comfortable mix eat to die, I think one day you will also meet that don't have a car, don't have a house, don't want you that girl.
其实这个世界上那些大多数的宅男宅女都只不过是因为穷罢了，要是有钱，谁又愿意一放假就窝在家里呢？
In fact, most of the women in the world who stay indoors for a long time are simply poor. If they have money, who would like to stay at home for a holiday?
现在有些人啊，别人都脱单，他就比较厉害了，他脱发！
Now some people, others are off alone, he is more severe, his hair loss!
或许你真正地去谈一场恋爱的话，那么你很快就会明白，原来一个人单身的日子是有多么地爽。
Maybe if you do get into a relationship, you'll soon realize how great it is to be alone.
我觉得晚上躺着睡不着真是太浪费时间了，你想那翻来覆去睡不着的一个小时，要是拿来看手机多好啊，反正躺着也是躺着。
I think lying awake at night is such a waste of time. If only you could look at your phone for an hour of tossing and turning.
世界这么大，我想去看看，本来我也想要学别人卖了房子出去潇洒走一回的，可是我突然发现原来我没有房子。
The world is so big, I want to have a look, originally I also want to learn others sold the house to go out to walk smartly once, but I suddenly found that I did not have a house.
当代年轻人的生活现状，用着六位数的密码，保护着银行卡那两位数的余额。
Today's young people are using six-digit passwords to protect their two-digit bank balances.
这个世界上有一种奇怪的本能，就是人在逼急了的时候，可以激发出自己的潜能，比如跑步，但是好像唯独一件事情在被逼急的情况下做不了，那就是高数题！
There is a strange instinct in this world that when people are pressed, they can inspire their potential, such as running, but only one thing seems to be unable to do under the condition of being pressed, that is, the high number problem!
没关系呀，你就这样悄悄地瞒着大家熬夜，记得明天都熬夜呀，答应我，就这样把自己熬成地中海，然后亮瞎所有人的眼。
It doesn't matter, you stay up so quietly, remember to stay up tomorrow, promise me, so boil yourself into the Mediterranean, and then light the eyes of everyone.
关于爱情这种事情，那些丑的人就需要套路，而那些好看的人只要一句“在吗”！
About love this kind of thing, those ugly people need a routine, and those good-looking people just a 'in'!
友情提醒：你们要对自己的对象好一点，毕竟他们还是这个世界上眼光最好的人呢！
A word of caution: Be nice to your partner. After all, they have the best eyes in the world.
小时候的我总是想，长大后我是买一套房还是多买几套呢？长大以后我才发现，当时的我想的真的是太多了。
When I was young, I always thought, when I grow up, should I buy a house or buy more sets? When I grew up, I found that I really thought too much.