搞笑GIF段子:哥你是来搞笑的吗?
2021-02-05 07:12
如此欺负女人,难怪你们还单身
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哥你是来搞笑的吗?
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搞笑段子
1.两个年轻的帅哥在超市看卫生巾,我以为是帮她女朋友买,觉得真不错。谁知道他俩嘴里嘀咕的说:“买这个很有用处,发烧了,放点冷水贴在额头上退烧快!”
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2.表哥打小就是个孝顺孩子。有次舅舅病了,发高烧。表哥看到老爸难受心里着急,不知怎么想的,济公附体似的,在身上一通猛 搓,貌似不够,再 搓,一直搓到腿,搓了一个泥丸,塞进昏睡的老爸嘴里。
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3.和老婆吵架,她饭也没给我做就冲出了门。一个小时后,她回来了,把一个装汉堡包的袋子放在了我的书桌上,然后板着脸进了卧室。我的心一下子就软了,还有点疼,这么好的老婆上哪儿去找啊!饥肠辘辘的我把手伸进袋子里,然后抓到了一个仙人球!
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