槽点话题|无WIFI不成活 How Do I Not Cry When There's no WiFi?
Friday
"How do I not cry when there's no WiFi?"
“没有WiFi我怎么能不哭？”
I honestly don't know how you not cry when there's noWiFi. It's just-sorry. I don't know.
说实话，我不知道没有WiFi怎么能让你不哭。真抱歉，我不知道。
无WIFI不成活一族有喜（讯）了——
手机控福利：5个让WiFi速度更快的简单技巧！
Place your router out in the open.
置于空旷处。
Lift your router off the ground.
离地放置。
Keep it away from other electronics.
远离干扰。
Point the antennas in different directions.
多角度调整天线。
Measure your signal strength.
控制距离。
Just take selfies instead. Maybe that'll cheer you up.
那就自拍吧。这也许能让你心情好起来。
Let me tell you something. I didn't have WiFi for about 80 years. And not having it never made me cry.
我要跟你说，我这80年来一直没有WiFi。我也没有因为这点哭过。
You'll get over it, trust me. It'll make you a stronger person.
你能克服的，相信我。这会让你成为一个更坚强的人。
Hopefully you have neighbors that don't secure their WiFi password. Otherwise, you are 100% screwed.
希望你有没有设定WiFi密码的邻居。否则，你就太倒霉了。
I have to deal with that all the time. Play a game on your phone.
我一直要解决这个问题。玩手机上的游戏吧。
For starters, you have to have games and apps that do not require WiFi.
首先，有不需要使用WiFi的游戏和应用。
Find someone's phone. Turn on the hotspot, unless you have unlimited data. Then use your own hotspot.
去找别人的手机。打开个人热点，除非你能无限上网。然后使用你手机上的个人热点。
All you can do is weep when there's no WiFi. I mean, what's a world without WiFi? Oh, I'm sorry. That's the world I grew up in. Suck it up! Take your phone, put it down. Go outside. Talk to somebody. Do something that doesn't involve a virtual situation. And you'll be fine. Just dry your tears.
没有WiFi的时候你能做的只有哭了。没有WiFi的世界是什么样的？哦，抱歉。那是我成长的世界。认命吧！放下你的手机，去外面和别人聊天吧。做一些不需要虚拟情境的事情。你会好起来的。擦干你的眼泪。
You might actually pick up a book — you know, like a real book — and just start reading that. You might find you like it even as much as WiFi.
你可以找本书，一本真的书，然后开始读书。你会发现你和喜欢WiFi一样喜欢看书。
We love answering your questions, so keep them coming.
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本期内容来自腾讯视频、可可英语。
代班小编，My super power would be invisibility.
爱夹娃娃的泉涌君。
—共读书籍简介—
《瓦尔登湖》是美国作家梭罗独居瓦尔登湖畔的记录，描绘了他两年多时间里的所见、所闻和所思，记录了他在简单生活中深入思考与重塑自我的心路历程。文笔宁静恬淡，不流于表浅，而是有着博物学家的精确，引人深思。该书崇尚简朴生活，彰显大自然的风光，语言生动，意境深邃。出版于1854年。