笑尿了！我注意你已经很久了
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-01-
情人节时。
女：亲爱的！我喜欢大大的玩偶！
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七夕时。
女：亲爱的！我喜欢法国香水！
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生日时。
女：亲爱的！钻石代表永恒！
圣诞节时。
女：亲爱的！我。。。
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男：等一下，宝贝！你有没有喜欢便宜的东西？
女：有啊！我最喜欢你了！
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-02-
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一头猪对另一头猪说：“别人都说我们是猪，咱们还是分手吧！”
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-03-
七夕，牛郎织女幽会。男：织女妹妹，哥哥想死你了，来，亲一个！女：哎呀，人家好害羞的，让流氓看见多不好。男：不怕，不怕，流氓都在看短信呢！
-04-
阿明暗恋一位女同学，决定先匿名写信给她。
朋友问：“那她反应如何？”
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阿明：“很激动！”
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朋友：“那很好嘛！！！那然后呢？？？？”
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阿明：“然后她就报警了。”