大家一起当翻译l高考这件小事儿，考后才有大事儿

（Monday）

几天不见，妹子我终于考完了我的最后一门考试，对于即将到来的暑假，你们有什么期许吗？

Long time no see. I'm dying to see you! I finally finished my last exam.

突然想起，总有工作汪要加班。

It suddenly occurred to me that there are always some people who have to work overtime.

人森，总是有一股淡淡的忧伤，又有一群傻孩子考完了他们最后一次不看脸的考试——高考。

There is always a light sadness in your life.

The college entrance examination is to provide fair access. But some people end up with it.

想到这个，妹子下面的这个表情包是不是特别符合你们的心意

The following picture is just the case with yours.

那些长得美的，也别嘚瑟，毕竟…..

Those beautiful people don't happy, because....

虽然如此，但是也得好好考，不然

Nevertheless, you must have good test.

想一想妹子我高考的前一天，多激动，多紧张，成绩出来的时候，表面上是淡淡然，其实内心早已波涛汹涌

There day before the college entrance examination, I am very excited and nervous. In this test a result is displayed.

I'm feeling very excited but I don't show it.

可是最后志愿去让我失望了。

But I'm disappointed.

高考考得好不重要，重要的是志愿填的好，为了广大的孩子能够上更好的学校，妹子今天给大家分析分析，让大家400分上985

The college entrance examination had not performed well. It is not important.

It was important for the examinees to fill in the aspiration forms.

Relation to the quality of higher-education, this is a matter of your University, it can a very low score, read a good school.

首先就是一冲二稳三饱

一冲指的是冲一下比你分数高20-30分的学校

二稳指的是报一个分数线在你成绩左右的学校

三饱指的是一定要一个能吃饱的学校！！！

第三点是重点，尤其是男生要红笔划一下

毕竟吃饱很重要！

Above all, a rush two steady three keep.

A rush is to rush the school that higher 20 to 30 percents than your grade.

Two steady is to apply for the school that within your grade.

Three keep is must be full.

The Third is the point, exactly boys should label it with red pen, eventually full up also important!

第二个，就是看学校本身。比如是不是985/211啊，周围的小旅馆价钱啊，附近人气旺不旺啊。女生宿舍阿姨查寝吗？安不安空调！属不属于包邮地区啊！当地租房什么价格啊。快递要几天才到啊，断不断网啊，有没有热水啊，放假时间长短啊等等

Secondly, it should observe itself of the school such as, whether 211 project or 985 project, price of round hotel, whether it popular or not around here, whether it rounds for count or not, whether it installs the air conditioning or not, whether it local in shipping free area or not, the price of local rent. How long have expressage arrived. Whether broken network or not, whether had boiled water or not, how long had 游人 vacation.

无论是男生还是女生，选好上面我说的几点，等你谈恋爱或者宿舍闹矛盾的时候，你就知道要感谢妹子我了。

Whatever boys and girls should choose the points of above, you could know thanks for me when you falling in love or having contradiction with dormitory.

在妹子看来对于，对于男生而言，首先就是附近小旅馆的价格，请拿红笔记号！

其次就是附近旺不旺

再者就是网速快不快

最后才是女生宿舍查寝吗？

In girls'sight, as a boy, first is the price of round hotel. Second is whether popular of around or not. Third is Internet speed.Finally is whether it rounds for girls'dormitory or not.

对于女生，首当其冲就是包邮吗！请拿红笔打重要标点！

其次就是快递要几天到

再者就是有没有热水

最后看有没有空调。

For girls, first is whether shipping free or not.

Second is how long have the expressage arrived. Third is whether had boiled water or not. Finally is whether had air conditioning or not.

第三，关于一下小问题，比如要不要去远方上大学，志愿要父母还是要自己填

第一个南方人千万不要去北方，不然光车费就贵死你！

第二个北方人千万不要去南方，不然冻都可以冻死你！

Thirdly, it has some small question such as whether far away from home or not, filled volunteer test whether parents or self. Southerner shouldn't go north, because the passage money is too expensive. Northerner shouldn't go south, because it too cold in here.

第三个不要！不要！不要！让你的父母填！

毕竟这关系到你四年的xing福！

Never! Never! Never let your parents filled it! It has relation to your life of following four years!

关于专业的问题，比如填理工科还是艺术类，或者师范类？

首先你要确实你性别以及性取向！

喜欢男的最好去理工科

喜欢女的最好去师范类

都喜欢的可以去综合类

请拿红笔记号！

美女可以考虑理工类的学校，毕竟妹子我还是特别同情学理工的男生

In major, you should make sure your sex and sexual preference! If you like boys, you should go to Science and Engineering. If you like girls,you should go to normal education. Beauty could thought about of Science and Engineering school.

其次，学什么很重要，对不对，这毕竟关系到你未来工作的事，

那么学什么好？

Secondly, it's important to career, it up to your work in the future after alll.

有人说学医好，可是你学医要会武功

有人说学建筑好，可是男生学建筑，孩子容易是隔壁家老王的

那到底学什么好？

Somebody says doctors are well, but you should learn kungfu at first.

Somebody says architects are well, but your neighborhood might be Mr Wang if you are a boy.

按妹子的意思

妥妥是学哲学啊！

理由有三个：第一个课少，第二个考试难度低，容易过，分分钟成学霸，第三个，也是最重要的是以上都是我乱说的，我不负责！

但是讲真的，反正毕业以后大家都是去做销售的！学什么重要吗？

答案是肯定重要啦

To be honest, most of us might be salesman after gradualed.Is it important to career for us? Of course yes.

毕竟学药物的去卖药，学土木的去卖房子，学哲学的…..只能去卖思维咯！

经常给学生做思想工作，也是不错的哒

妹子说了这么多，你还多志愿迷茫吗？不论如何，下面这些话，送给你们这群准大学生

I have said so much words in volunteer test, however, following words giving young brother and young sister of college.

大学是什么？大学无非是一群年轻人，挣脱了父母的管制，来到一个新城市，开始了四年的生活，在这四年里，你会感受让人生第一次工作，也会体验人生第一次恋爱，可能会有你的第一个baby，但是妹子我希望你不要去尝试，你会有陪你走过四年的基佬，也会认识许多跟你有共同爱好的人，或许你不明白，为什么在你喜欢的社团里面也会有勾心斗角，为什么你对面床的女生宁可吃发了霉的米，也要买LV的包包，为什么你的上铺明明是个女汉子，但是在男生面前却成了一朵娇弱的小花，这些好的不好的，都会成为你四年的青春，无论你的学校配得上你的高三与否，这一切会成为你四年的记忆。开始新的旅程吧，愿你青春，不留遗憾！

原谅妹子最后的矫情，毕竟很多人而言高考只有一次，大学也只有一次！就酱紫，白了个白

What's the university? It was that some young man left her parents and had a new life in a new city. In this four years,you might be experience your first work, first love even first baby of your life.(Don't do it) You could meet your best friend who accompany with you in past four years, also might meet  the who you don't like in past four years. But it is the true  life, isn't it? Whatever the better or worse,it belong to your precious memories of university  life. Let's go!

高三，再见!你好，大学！（全文有翻译，翻译已经参加完期末考试！）

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☞ 作者： 姚乔菁：南方妹子，非传统的温婉妹子，自带逗比属性，混带了汉子气息，结合而成了的一个怪胎，号称永远十八岁的小可爱一枚。套路都是我学的，但是爱有书的心是真的。就酱紫，期待与你在有书的相遇。