幽默有趣的励志句子

1.如果人没有梦想，跟咸鱼有什么区别？

If people don't have dreams, what's the difference with salted fish?

2.面子不是别人给的，是自己凑上来丢的。

Face is not given by others, it is lost by oneself

3.凭你的智慧，我很难跟你解释。

It's hard for me to explain to you with your wisdom

4.你长的难看不是你的错，你出来吓人就是你的错了。

It's not your fault that you look ugly. It's your fault that you come out to scare people.

5.美好的爱情就是，一个臭不要脸一个假装矜持，千万不要等到臭不要脸的那个走了，假装矜持的那个才哭了。

Beautiful love is, one is shameless, one pretends to be reserved, don't wait for the shameless one to leave, the one pretending to be reserved to cry.

6.有钱没钱没关系，但起码要做一个值得尊重的人，（话锋一转）我宁愿有钱。

It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but at least you should be a person worthy of respect. I'd rather have money.

7.来人啊，关门，放狗。

Come on, close the door and let the dog go

8.扫地只不过是我的表面工作，我真正的身份是一位研究僧。

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

9.我正在谈儿女私情，国家这种小事改天再说啦。

I'm talking about my children's affairs. I'll talk about the country some other time.

10.我一生孤独，唯一相依为命的只有这颗人头，你要拿走他，恐怕没有那么容易。

I've been lonely all my life. The only one who depends on each other is this head. I'm afraid it's not so easy for you to take it away.

11.喂，你介不介意把裤子拉高一点，我想看看你的腿。

Hello, would you mind pulling up your pants? I want to see your legs.

12.只有越来越强大，才能越来越童话。

Only when we become stronger and stronger, can we become more and more beautiful

13.别以为你长的帅，我就不打你。

Don't think you are handsome, I won't beat you

14.你完全没有问题，你爸妈有问题，把你生成这个样子。

You have no problem at all. Your parents have problems. They make you look like this.

15.不是我喜欢打架，是很多人喜欢被我打。

It's not that I like to fight, it's that many people like to be beaten by me

16.不开心，就算长生不老也没用，开心，就算只活几天也足够。

Not happy, even immortality is useless, happy, even if only live a few days is enough.