跟读无障碍｜为什么我们不用和傻瓜吵架？
Wednesday
日常用语音频终于来啦，亲爱的们，你还在为英语口语开不了口着急么，孤立的单词不容易记，而语句、文章是有情节的，词放在句子里，设立一个情景就很容易记住了。
跟着熊叔一起，一句一句地读哦，再也不用担心舌头会打结啦~
1
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
不用和傻瓜吵架，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他的水平，然后再用丰富的经验打败你。
2
Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你为什么好不了。
3
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
海豚可聪明了，你晓得不?只需驯养几个星期，他们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
4
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子定义：你先花2年教他们走路和说话，然后你再花16年叫他们坐定和闭嘴。
5
It's not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候，“啊~~”的时候还没死，“啪!”那才是死了。
6
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
绝对不要和长得丑的争执，他们已经没什么可输的了。
7
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don't know son, I’m still paying.”
一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?”他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道……我还在偿付呢。”
8
If at first you don’t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.
如果一次不成功，别放弃，再试一次……除非你在跳伞。
9
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
你赶不上的巴士永远比你赶上的巴士跑得快两倍。
10
It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?
据说我们所担心的事90%都不会发生，而剩下的10%又完全可以解决。所以，我们为什么要担心呢?又有什么值得担心的呢?
11
I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal–and soon they'll forget my number.
我的“心灵电话”是为祥和、健康和博爱而设。每当怀疑、焦虑和恐惧试图和我联系时，电话总是在占线，所以很快它们就忘了我的号码。
12
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。
英语教师，英语配音员。口语纯正，被多次当成native speaker，自带低音炮，自带音效，让无数少女耳朵怀孕，TOSEL高级教师资格证、剑桥TKT认证拿到手软，梦想帮百万国人说一口地道口语。熊叔的公众号：熊孩子聚集地。