UC头条：幽默搞笑句子, 沙雕可爱, 看完忍不住大笑!

一、就算失败了九十九次，也要再努力一次，凑个整数。

Even if we fail ninety-nine times, we should try again to make up a whole number.

二、天下没有不透风的墙，隔壁晚饭是真的香。

There is no airtight wall in the world. Is the dinner next door true.

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三、晚上睡不着对着空气挥两拳，不干什么，就是为了干这个世界。

If you can't sleep at night, you can wave two fists at the air. If you don't do anything, you just want to do the world.

四、我发誓，我今天一定不熬夜，如果再熬夜，我就再发誓。

I swear, I will not stay up late today. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.

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五、生孩子 我不生完 就卡着 哎 就是玩儿。（这是个梗）

If I don't have a baby, I'll be stuck. Ah, it's just for fun.

六、我是一个很自律的人，既然说了要减肥，我就要天天说！

I am a very self disciplined person, since said to lose weight, I will say every day!

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七、别爱我 没结果 我事多 还爱作。

Don't love me. I love to do too much.

八、别人都是为赚钱而犯愁，而我是为花钱而犯愁，请问这5快钱如何用到下个月。

Others worry about making money, but I worry about spending money. How can I use the five fast money next month.

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九、起床是一种能力，赖床是一种技术 ，我能力有限，技术却很高。

Getting up is a kind of ability, staying in bed is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

是很多人问我为什么单身 其实也不是不喜欢男孩子 就是我感觉男孩子不干净不爱卫生 我长这么大就没见过他们洗澡。

A lot of people ask me why I'm single. It's not that I don't like boys. It's just that I don't feel clean or hygienic. I've never seen them take a bath since I was so big