20句话揭露学渣的考试日常，第几句戳到了你？
还记得那年final，我们一群学渣在海岸上的挣扎么，曾经我的一位学哥说过这样一番话：“不要轻易的狗带，万一批卷TA暗恋我呢，万一上错分了呢，万一一群大哥考出负分带我们curve了呢，人生处处有惊喜。”所以，奋斗吧，学渣们，万一考试就翻身了呢😂。。。
开考前五分钟和最后五分钟，字迹判若两人
Your handwriting always goes to hell in a HANDBASKET
算出个参考答案，再找到最近的选项当作正确答案
Picking the right answer basically comes down to this
你们问我得1还是得0，老子得头牛
There’s always that post-test anxiety
考前吃饱了也顶不住别人饿啊
Someone’s stomach is always playing you the song of their people
发下来卷就知道我完了
Sometimes you’re just doomed from the start
“没事先挑你会的答。” “答完了。”
等，等会，你们拿尺干嘛？
Or from the moment you see a ruler
梦里我挺努力的。真的。
The studying always goes like this
再看两眼淘宝我就去学习
Or like this
一会考题里有外星文啊，祝大家取得一个好成绩
Teachers are always BACKSTABBERS
你们以为我愿意给你们上课呢啊？
Especially when they say the worst words in the english language
先做下一题
Starting strong is a lot like this
哎刚才那题看着不错其实
看见试题，如丧考妣
You get to perfect your “WHAT IS THIS” look
我记得你这个月姨妈来了三回了吧？嗯？
The never-ending coughs
心中的广场舞曲总在考试时格外清晰
Studying usually just ends in this
对，这就是我
Or like this
涂的不是答案，是寂寞
And ends in a scantron like this
三长一短最近不灵了
You get to come up with great new methods of solving problems
现在交我能得几分？坐两分钟再交呢？
And running complex equations in your head
对，我是都交卷比较早
Finishing early is always a treat
突然考了个90？
But hey, who needs grades
天佑我大中华！！
我？考得挺不错的呀
Because you’ll be FREE soon
一如既往啥也不会呀~
怎么样，说的是不是你？是不是你？
反正小编我是没跑了~
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