你的蛙宝有多乖巧?听完这些吐槽就懂了
你的蛙宝有多乖巧?来听这些吐槽就懂了
最近一款名为“旅行青蛙”(travel frog)刷爆了朋友圈。大大填补了众多 “空巢青年”们寂寞的内心。
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New Words
capture 美 ['kæptʃɚ] vt. 俘获;夺得;
desperate美 ['dɛspərət] adj. 不顾一切的;令人绝望的;极度渴望的
charger 美 ['tʃɑrdʒɚ] n. 充电器;
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Travel Frog has captured hearts of millions of Chinese mobile users. The game features a frog, which the player needs to prep for a journey. If the player preps the frog well, it will return with treats for the player.
“旅行青蛙”俘获了数以百万计中国移动用户的心。游戏的特色就是青蛙,旅行青蛙中玩家需要给自己的青蛙准备出门旅行的包裹便当物品。如果玩家准备的好,它回来是会给玩家礼物。
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好多人纷纷表示,自从玩儿了这个游戏
竟然有了种当妈的感觉
盯着手机屏幕的双眼
时时刻刻散发着老母亲的光辉
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不少蛙妈妈疯狂的晒蛙
还真以为自己养了儿子
我就呵呵呵了
来看下真实的养娃场景吧!
贴心的蛙儿子知道给你寄个照片,带个礼物啥的,你能好好睡你的觉,洗你的澡,而真正的娃儿呢...
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Becoming a parent means spending the rest of your life looking like you are in desperate need of a shower, a nap, and a heavy drink.
成为一个父母意味着你余生都会看起来迫切需要一个淋浴、小睡还有好好喝一杯。
想看会书,别做梦了...
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When someone asks what it's like to be a mom I show them the magazine I've been carrying for 6mths,because dammit I'm gonna read it one day.
当有人问当妈妈的感觉,我告诉他们我已经随身带了六个月的杂志,该死的,我一定要找一天把它看完!
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你的蛙儿子乖乖在手机里吃饭睡觉旅行,而现实中的娃儿分分钟让你抓狂...
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When I was a kid I would never have believed how much parenting in 2016 involves finding missing iPad chargers.
当我还是个孩子的时候,我从来不会相信2016年找个Ipad充电器得多费劲。(都被熊孩子搞没了)
还有下面的...
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I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
我从来不知道一个人要多久才能睡着,直到我有了孩子。如果你想知道,那我来告诉你,一共要2小时,3杯水,还有18本书。
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When your kid is a baby:"I can't wait til they learn to talk!"
When your kid is 2+:"OMG ENOUGH, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP."
当你娃还很小的时候:“他们什么时候能说话,我等不及了!”
当你娃两岁多:“老天,够了!停下吧!”
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这么看来,蛙宝可算的上是相当省心乖巧了,你有自己的娃宝么?又和它有什么“感人肺腑”的故事,记得留言告诉卡卡哟。
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