文学大家犀利金句大赏，手把手教你成为BB King丨Satirical quotes to make...
With Fu Shouer winning the seventh season of I Can I BB, the debate reality show has come to an end. Besides all the fun and provoking ideas I Can I BB brought us, some sharp quips in the show also attracted the public's attention.
随着奇葩说第七季迎来了最终的“奇葩之王” （BB King）傅首尔，这个辩论类综艺节目也暂时告一段落。奇葩说除了为大家带来了许多欢乐与思考外，节目中的犀利金句也十分亮眼。
比如，学习是终生的事，好奇才最重要，不要用困扼杀了它（陈铭）；如果你信任认可一个领导，当他敬你酒的时候，你看到的不应该是流淌的权力，那只是一杯酒而已（傅首尔）。
In addition to debaters, many famous writers also published similar satiric aphorisms. Here, we present some famous works of satire to teach you how to become a BB King.
除了辩手，我们熟知的许多文学家都曾发表过类似的犀利金句。今天CD君就给大家呈上文学大家的犀利金句大赏，手把手教大家成为BB King。
奥斯卡·王尔德
(Oscar Wilde)
When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is. 我年轻时以为金钱是世界上最重要的东西，等到老了才知道，原来真的是这样。
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. 借钱就要向悲观主义者借，因为他们不会期待你还钱。
I can resist everything except temptation. 我能抵抗一切，除了诱惑。
It is very easy to endure the difficulties of one's enemies. It is the successes of one's friends that are hard to bear. 敌人造成的困难很容易忍受，朋友取得的成功却让人很难忍受。
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. 人生的悲剧只有两种：一种是没有得到自己想要的东西，另一种是得到自己想要的东西。
威廉·萨默塞特·毛姆
(W. Somerset Maugham)
As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times. 作为爱人，男人同女人的区别是：女人能够整天谈情说爱，而男人却只能偶尔为之。
Impropriety is the soul of wit. 不当是风趣的精髓。
People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise. 人们让你批评，但他们要的却是赞美。
You will find as you grow older that the first thing needful to make the world a tolerable place to live in is to recognize the inevitable selfishness of humanity. 等你年事稍长，就会发现，要使世界成为一个尚可容忍的生活场所,首先得承认人类的自私是不可避免的。
Hypocrisy is the most difficult and nerve-racking vice that any man can pursue; it needs an unceasing vigilance and a rare detachment of spirit. It cannot, like adultery or gluttony, be practiced atspare moments; it is a whole-time job. 虚伪是一个人所能寻求的最困难、最刺激神经的恶习，它需要永不间断的警觉和精神的高度集中。它不像通奸或贪食可以在空闲的时间进行；它是需要付出全部时间从事的工作。
钱钟书
(Qian Zhongshu)
In addition to foreign writers, there are also Chinese writers famous for their satiric writing styles, such as the 'sharpest tongue of the Republic of China' Qian Zhongshu. Qian was a renowned Chinese writer and literary researcher, and the author of Fortress Besieged. It was his thorough understanding of human nature that enabled him to illuminate the truth of life with tremendous wit and irony.
除了外国的作家，我们中国的文学家也有善用讽刺文风的，例如“民国第一毒舌”钱钟书先生。钱钟书先生是我国著名的文学家、文学研究家，著有长篇小说《围城》。先生对人性的探究之深，在短短的一句话中便可以诙谐、讽刺的笔墨阐明人生真相。
对于丑人，细看是一种残忍。
Taking a close look at someone ugly is a form of cruelty.
我发现拍马屁跟恋爱一样，不容许有第三者冷眼旁观。
I've found that flattery is just like love. It doesn't allow a third party to look on disinterestedly.
要人知道自己有个秘密，而不让人知道是个什么秘密，等他们问，要他们猜，这是人性的虚荣。
To want people to know one has a secret while not letting them know what it is, however much they may ask or guess, is human vanity.
老头子恋爱听说像老房子着了火，烧起来没有救的。
An old man's love was said to be like an old house set ablaze. Once it started burning, there was no saving it.
不受教育的人，因为不识字，上人的当；受教育的人，因为识了字，上印刷品的当。
The uneducated are fooled by others because they're illiterate. The educated are taken in by printed matter because they are literate.
流言这东西，比流感蔓延的速度更快,比流星所蕴含的能量更巨大，比流氓更具有恶意，比流产更能让人心力憔悴。
天下就没有偶然，那不过是化了妆的、戴了面具的必然。
讽刺文学以犀利、毒舌且诙谐的态度描写社会上丑恶的事物，其中的金句即是对人性的探究与反思。