槽点话题| How Do You Marry A Celebrity 霉霉分手，你也没机会
Thursday
"How do you marry a celebrity?"
“怎么和明星结婚？”
Same. I want to know this too.
我也想。我也想知道。
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话说，Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston break up，我们是不是有新歌听了？
霉霉现场版《Blank Space》绝美的舞台
blank space[blæŋk spes] 释义空白（区）
Most of the celebrities are already married, so I don't believe that you really can do that.
大部分明星都已经结婚了，所以我想你不能和明星结婚了。
You go on a date with him-him or her. And you just get married.
你去和他或她约会。然后你们就可以结婚了。
Stalk them on social media, know where they are at all times, meet them in person and say, "Hey, I'm that person who texts you all the time." They're guaranteed to fall in love with you right away.
在社交媒体上接近他们，了解他们身处何地，亲自去见他们，跟他们说：“嘿，我就是一直给你发信息的那个人。”他们一定会马上爱上你。
Go to Hollywood and find one.
去好莱坞找个明星结婚。
You just gotta go to the places that celebrities hang out. You know, like, hit up the Oscars.
你只要去明星经常活动的地方就好。你知道，比如奥斯卡颁奖礼之类的。
Your goal has to be a celebrity, and then once you're at their status you just run into them casually, and then boom-fall in love.
那你一定要成为明星，和他们拥有同样身份以后，你就能经常见到他们，然后坠入爱河。
You don't because if you marry a celebrity, you're gonna divorce a celebrity here pretty soon.
你不能和明星结婚，因为如果你和明星结婚，那你们很快就会离婚的。
Don't go looking to try to marry a celebrity. Just go try to find somebody that you like.
不要试图和明星结婚。去找个你喜欢的人结婚吧。
I think you marry because, you know, you do fall in love and that is your right soulmate.
我认为你应该和你爱的人结婚，那个人才是你的伴侣。
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There's no 'Blank Space' in Taylor Swift's bank account. The singer-songwriter tops Forbes' annual list of the 100 highest-paid celebrities with $170 million.
泰勒·斯威夫特（霉霉）的银行账户是没有“空白区”的。这位创作型歌手以1.7亿美元的收入高居《福布斯》年度艺人收入百强榜首。
The 'Shake It Off' crooner's star-studded '1989 World Tour' earned more than $200 million last year.
去年，“Shake It Off”（《摆脱》）这首单曲以及歌手云集的“1989世界巡回演唱会”为泰勒赚了2亿多美元。
Swift is ahead of fellow chart-topping pop stars Adele at No. 9 with $80.5 million, Madonna at No. 12 with $76.5 million, Rihanna at No. 13 with $75 million and Katy Perry at No. 63 with $41 million.
同样上榜的明星中，斯威夫特（霉霉）高居榜首，其中阿黛尔以8050万美元的收入排名第9，麦当娜以7650万美元的收入排名第12，蕾哈娜以7500万美元的收入排名第13，而凯蒂·派瑞以4100万美元的收入排名第41。
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Well, forget about it. They're only into themselves. They're not gonna be into you unless you're a super model or absolutely gorgeous. (wearily) What a question.
忘了这个吧。明星只爱他们自己。除非你是超模或者你超级漂亮，不然他们是不可能爱上你的。（疲倦地说）这是什么问题啊。
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代班编辑，You don't just marry somebody because they are celebrity-status.
萌萌哒的泉涌君。
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